By loading this site the user acknowledges the submission of absolutely all rights to any personal information gathered here. This right is given by the user whether or not they are familiar with this policy and regardless of whether or not they approve of it. Private information collected cannot be reclaimed by the user after it has been received. Information collected includes, but is not necessarily limited to, the users login name, IP address, mail address, marital status, age, credit card numbers, police record, IQ, bizarre sexual habits, and deep dark personal secrets.

This is because the user’s personal information is being sent in the form of emails, uploads/downloads, and “secure forms” across hundreds of other people’s computers, all of whom they do not know, including organizations such as universities, large internet companies, the government, and this one. Surely you understand that real people have access to those computers and, thus, the information on it? You don’t really believe that you have the right to put your information on other people’s machines but they don’t have the right to look at it, do you?

In short, my privacy policy is one of complete honesty (more than you get from most sites). The policy is that there is no such thing as privacy on a world wide web and, as such, you are promised none. Any questions about my privacy can be sent to nobody@givesadamn.com. Thank you for visiting Troyscape.

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